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Monday, October 3, 2011

Occupy Wall Street!

Last week or so, thousands of people went to Wall Street in Manhattan to protest the rich and capitalism in general. It's all about corporations; MAAAAAHHN! (Apologies to Anthony Cumia.) That's great. Except to get to Wall Street to protest capitalism;
-Don't take your car (Ford, GM, Toyota)
-Don't take your bike (Schwinn, Cannondale)
-Don't take mass transit (Kawasaki, Bombardier, GM, Orion Bus)
When you get there:
-Don't blog, tweet, or use facebook (Google, Twitter, Facebook)
-Don't use your cellular phones (Apple, Motorola, LG, Samsung, AT&T, Verizon, Sprint)
-Don't use your ipad or laptop (Dell, Apple, Sony, Panasonic, Tosiba)
This country sucks soooo bad it's not funny. America only gave us and has: highways, skyscrapers, the internet, smart phones, advaned medicine, mass transit, cable tv, satellite radio, Hollywood movies, and civil rights!

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