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Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Fireman Ed bio

Here's a fake bio on "Fireman" Ed Anzalone. Replace his name with mine ant it's 100% true.

Fireman Ed Anzalone was a New York firefighter assigned to Engine 69 at the famous "Harlem Hilton." Ed was moved to station dispatcher because he was accused of driving too slow to fires because he did not want to help black people. When asked why he didn't work at a fire station in a white neighborhood, Anzalone said that chicks liked firemen from busy houses. He filed an on the job injury claim in 2007 stating he hurt his back rescuing 2 people from a burning building, when in reality he was involved in a bar fight with Giant fans. On 9/11 Anzalone was suspended for being AWOL as he refused to report to work because he wanted to do a live appearance at Lucky's Bar in Bayshore, NY for Monday Night Football. 

Ed took the J-E-T-S chant from two retired NYPD officers. He wore his fire helmet to garner more attention. He used to be hoisted on his brother's shoulders until an incident in Sept 2008 where Anzalone had a major diarrhea attack stemming from a large portion of Mexican food and draft beer. Frank Anzalone's white Jets jersey was forever ruined.

Anzalone was caught up in controversy during a Jet-Giant exhibition game. Anzalone was interrupted doing his performance by a Giant fan. An altercation ensued as Anzalone felt that the entire stadium should show respect when he was doing the J-E-T-S chant. 

In 2012 Anzalone switched jersey's from Bruce Harper, to Mark Sanchez. When asked about it, Ed said that he was supporting mediocrity, just like himself. 

In Nov 2012 Anzalone deleted his Twitter account due to a twitter war with Opie and Anthony fans who called him a giant douche, as well as vowing to no longer to perform at Jet games. This is stemming from the Jets refusal to erect a bronze statue of himself and to retire his number (either 46 or 6). Anzalone has an autobiography coming out next fall called: "It's all about me."  

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Our last hope

     On November 6, 2012 America reelected Barack Obama, a man horribly unqualified to remain in office.  A 16 trillion dollar debt, Operation Fast and Furious, Obamacare, cutting our military strength, Benghazi, bailouts, Cash for Clunkers were just some of his failings. The Republican party forced Mitt Romney down our throats. Rep. Ron Paul was also campaigning for the Republican nomination. But Paul was sabotaged every step of the way by the GOP establishment from stealing primaries to refusing to seat delegates at the convention to even refusing to acknowledge the number of delegates who voted for Paul. Paul was trashed by mainstream media including Fox News and was trashed by conservative talk radio including Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, and even Michael Savage. As for Romney, he was not a likable candidate. He never mentioned Fast and Furious, bailouts, abolishing the tax code, abolishing the Federal Reserve, or bringing back our manufacturing base. Romney pandered to everyone but the base of the GOP; white Christian men. So what did that base do: either stayed home, or voted for Gary Johnson, Virgil Goode, Merlin Miller, or wrote in Ron Paul. The end result is that Obama won the election.
     Ladies and gentlemen; we are in trouble. Our dollar is worth less and less, the price of consumer goods is skyrocketing. Look how much is costs to put gasoline in our cars and to feed our families. Our government is  turning their guns on us instead of people outside our borders who wish to do us harm. Our economy is based on half the population serving the other half of the population. We owe trillions of dollars and have nothing to show for it. We have more people on food stamps than ever before. Our roads are crumbling and traffic is getting worse. Our schools are still in decline, and we have no more factories. The list goes on and on.
     The next presidential election we need someone to change the course of this one great nation. I know of just such a person. This person is not a lawyer, Ivy League school graduate, not a professional politician, not a lobbyist, not a member of the CFR, Trilateral Commission, not a member of a politically powerful family, and never attended a Bilderburg Group meeting.This person will not pander to anybody for a vote. Not even AIPAC, or any other Israeli advocates. This person will abolish the Federal Reserve, the IRS tax code, and all forms of affirmative action. This person will make sure our borders are secure, our military strong and defending only the interests of the US and nobody else. This person will cut the umbilical cord of welfare that made generations of people unproductive and dependent on the government.This person will make sure people who enter this nation without permission will get nothing. And those who hire these people will be   punished.This person would appoint justices who follow the constitution, not a political agenda. This person would dismantle the incompetent and perverted TSA, appointing real security professionals to secure our airports.
     Ladies and gentleman, would you please help me elect in November, 2016 our fiend and Political Cesspool host James Edwards our 45th President of the United States.

Monday, November 5, 2012

How to decide who to vote for

Note: I know I haven't been blogging lately. Between Twitter, Facebook, and the Political Cesspool blog, I've been busy. But this is too important.

With the election on Nov. 6 a few people have yet to decide who to vote for. I'm voting for Gov. Gary Johnson. But here's how to decide who you are going to vote for. This is for people who work for a living. Here's what you do. First take your last pay stub and pay attention at the taxes taken out before you gt dollar one. Next, withdraw your entire paycheck from the bank and then gather your bills you need to pay for this pay period. Look over each bill and pay attention to all the service fees to your cable, phone, and mobile phone bill, and realize you are being charged to pay for cell phones for welfare recipients! Set aside all the cash aside to pay each bill. With the rest of the cash go to your local gas station and fill the tank and pay for the gas in cash. Then go to the grocery store. Preferably a grocery store in a lower income neighborhood Go and get your regular grocery items. At the register take a look at the people who pay with EBT cards and see how much better they eat while you pay cash. Remember all this while you go to the voting booth and ask yourself: which candidate will work harder to let you keep more of your money on payday and work to get our capitalist system in better condition so we do not fell like robbery victims at the grocery store and the gas pump, and to get the people that we indirectly support out of our wallets!