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Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Real issues for Occupy Wall Street

As you know a bunch of zeros are protesting Wall Street against corporate greed and capitalism. Most of these protesters are young white people. Here's some things to protest about; MAAAHHN!-Protest the number of people victimized by crime. Especially crime via Flash Mobs.
-Protest Affirmative Action as many of the out of work protesters down on Wall Street don't have jobs because of Affirmative Action.
-Protest illegal immigration. Our southern border is a war zone. Everything is in English and Spanish. Our public schools are broke thanks to skyrocketing enrollment and the tax base is not catching up thanks to shady landlords illegally skirting zoning and housing laws. Illegal aliens get in state tuition rates. American citizens get to repay student loans.
-Protest the mainstream media's outright lies and distortion including refusing to disclose the race of criminals.
-Protest the fact that people have to pay a fortune to live far far away from big cities so that the neighborhood is safe.
-Protest the fact public schools are temporary housing projects graduating illiterates.
-Protest the fact once great cities such as Memphis, Detroit, and Philadelphia are urban hellholes.
-Protest the criminal Federal Reserve.
-Protest the TSA fondling people and treating innocent people like criminals.
-Protest our government as we are $14 trillion in debt and we have nothing to show for it.
-Protest the fact everyone says everything is racist.
-Protest the fact 47% of Americans don't pay taxes!

Monday, October 3, 2011

I'm going to Occupy Wall Street!!!

I read about Occupy Wall Street on my Dell laptop with Verizon wifi. I decided I am going to go. I am getting into my Chevrolet car en route to lower Manhattan. But; I have to stop at Bank of America and use my Visa Debit card to withdraw cash. I then need to stop at ExxonMobil to put gasoline in my car. When I get to New York, I am going to stop at Starbucks to get a latte for the train ride to Wall Street. The MTA has new Kawasaki subway cars that let passengers know the time, the next station, and the upcoming subway stops. Then; I'm parking my car at an Edison ParkFast so I know my car will not be broken into or towed. I am going to use the Weather Channel app on my Motorola phone to find out the weather for lower Manhattan. When I get to Wall Street, I will use my Motorola smartphone to find out good places to eat, and the GPS function so I will not get lost. I'll be sure to use my Kodak digital camera to take pictures. I'll be sure to use Facebook and Twitter to update my friends. Remember: it's important for all of us to fight capitalism and corporate greed!

Occupy Wall Street!

Last week or so, thousands of people went to Wall Street in Manhattan to protest the rich and capitalism in general. It's all about corporations; MAAAAAHHN! (Apologies to Anthony Cumia.) That's great. Except to get to Wall Street to protest capitalism;
-Don't take your car (Ford, GM, Toyota)
-Don't take your bike (Schwinn, Cannondale)
-Don't take mass transit (Kawasaki, Bombardier, GM, Orion Bus)
When you get there:
-Don't blog, tweet, or use facebook (Google, Twitter, Facebook)
-Don't use your cellular phones (Apple, Motorola, LG, Samsung, AT&T, Verizon, Sprint)
-Don't use your ipad or laptop (Dell, Apple, Sony, Panasonic, Tosiba)
This country sucks soooo bad it's not funny. America only gave us and has: highways, skyscrapers, the internet, smart phones, advaned medicine, mass transit, cable tv, satellite radio, Hollywood movies, and civil rights!

Saturday, September 24, 2011

Scoop's poop

I have nothing much to say except thanks to the new readers. Next: I was able to get a Saturday off. It was a beautiful Saturday at that. But: I got to take care of my sick infant daughter and very sick 37 year old wife. I am F'N tired! My wife should win an Oscar for best performance for an illness!

My next beef is with the Westboro Baptist Church. This "church" is a family of asshole screwballs that protests funerals of service members killed in the line of duty! This group of boobs are hated by everyone from Michael Moore to homosexuals to bikers to the Ku Klux Klan. You see these assholes making noise at a funeral in some small town in Oklahoma, Iowa, Kentucky, and so forth. A handful of freaks and hundreds if not thousands of counter protesters. What you never see is the Westboro Baptist Church protesting in the inner city of a black or Hispanic GI. The Westboro Baptist Church knows better. Imagine what would happen if the Westboro slobs goes to South Chicago to protest the death of a soldier from the neighborhood! It wouldn't be pretty.

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

American Excellence

Day after day, I see how this once great nation is turning into a cesspool. Our cities are falling apart, our highways are clogged, our schools are crowded, and airport passengers are being groped. However; there is one peice of engineering excellence that is being built that no one talks about. Probably because the media would rather focus on diversity instead of engineering. One World Trade Center is being built out of the ashes of the Twin Towers that were brought down on 9/11/01. Americans are rebuilding the tower even better. Here's how: The foundation will have an outer protective structure as well as an inner structure with 3 feet of concrete walls. Stairways are widended so more people can exit the building faster, as well as state of the art communication center for first responders. The building exceeds all safety codes for the City of New York. The Port Authority claims that One World Trade center is the most enviromentally sustainable project of its size in the world! The new tower is not only a tribute to the towers, but also the Washington Monument. Let's hope our skyscrapers get even bigger than the Trade Center!

Boycott the National Football League

The TSA is spreading their grip from the airports to NFL stadiums according to Alex Jones. We all know that the TSA are harassing innocent Americans and not profiling people who might wish to do us harm at airports. Now; the TSA is going to grope you Sunday for no reason. There have been no terror attacks at professional football games. Drop the NFL a line and tell them that you will not put up with their nonsense! Here's the link:http://www.nfl.com/contact-us