Real issues for Occupy Wall Street

As you know a bunch of zeros are protesting Wall Street against corporate greed and capitalism. Most of these protesters are young white people. Here's some things to protest about; MAAAHHN!-Protest the number of people victimized by crime. Especially crime via Flash Mobs.
-Protest Affirmative Action as many of the out of work protesters down on Wall Street don't have jobs because of Affirmative Action.
-Protest illegal immigration. Our southern border is a war zone. Everything is in English and Spanish. Our public schools are broke thanks to skyrocketing enrollment and the tax base is not catching up thanks to shady landlords illegally skirting zoning and housing laws. Illegal aliens get in state tuition rates. American citizens get to repay student loans.
-Protest the mainstream media's outright lies and distortion including refusing to disclose the race of criminals.
-Protest the fact that people have to pay a fortune to live far far away from big cities so that the neighborhood is safe.
-Protest the fact public schools are temporary housing projects graduating illiterates.
-Protest the fact once great cities such as Memphis, Detroit, and Philadelphia are urban hellholes.
-Protest the criminal Federal Reserve.
-Protest the TSA fondling people and treating innocent people like criminals.
-Protest our government as we are $14 trillion in debt and we have nothing to show for it.
-Protest the fact everyone says everything is racist.
-Protest the fact 47% of Americans don't pay taxes!

I'm going to Occupy Wall Street!!!

I read about Occupy Wall Street on my Dell laptop with Verizon wifi. I decided I am going to go. I am getting into my Chevrolet car en route to lower Manhattan. But; I have to stop at Bank of America and use my Visa Debit card to withdraw cash. I then need to stop at ExxonMobil to put gasoline in my car. When I get to New York, I am going to stop at Starbucks to get a latte for the train ride to Wall Street. The MTA has new Kawasaki subway cars that let passengers know the time, the next station, and the upcoming subway stops. Then; I'm parking my car at an Edison ParkFast so I know my car will not be broken into or towed. I am going to use the Weather Channel app on my Motorola phone to find out the weather for lower Manhattan. When I get to Wall Street, I will use my Motorola smartphone to find out good places to eat, and the GPS function so I will not get lost. I'll be sure to use my Kodak digital camera to take pictures. I'll be sure to use Facebook and Twitter to update my friends. Remember: it's important for all of us to fight capitalism and corporate greed!